New Rules of Public Intimacy
{Hey beautiful}
Let your hands loose
Nice tits babe
Bend over please
Lift up that dress,
I wanna see under that hood
I know you can hear me lol
We want Instagram to
continue to be an
authentic and
safe place for
inspiration and
expression
I like what I see,
do you like what you see?!
Help us foster
this community
Dance please
Can u twerk?
Shake ya jugs
Don’t be angry sweety
Tell us what types of dudes you like
Post only
your own photos and videos
and always follow the law
New Rules of Public Intimacy poetry is a mashup of Instagram's Community Guidelines and degrading comments made by followers to erotic influencers' live videos.
Real is real, fake is fake
Show me your boobs, plzzz
Show us something
Shake your body
That’s what I love, class
Respect everyone on Instagram
don’t spam people or post nudity
No, we can’t hear you
What surgery did you have though?
Marry me, please
In England royalty was only allowed to marry relatives
I have 9 inch
I think you need one good fuck
I sent you a private message
Instagram is a reflection
of our diverse community
of cultures, ages, and beliefs
I wanna put my face in it
Get on yo knees
You a squirted or creamer?!
Let the dogs out
You need money?
It’s not the money it’s the power
Where’s your tongue today?!
Take them off, take them off
Don’t cry, I got you
Flash real quick please
Do that tongue thing again please
Move the camera down please
We’re committed to these guidelines
and we hope you are too
So, you consider yourself to be highly religious?
Hello, good evening Miss,
how are you?
Are you strictly religious?
We’ve spent a
lot of time thinking
about the different
points of view that
create a
safe and open
environment for everyone
Do you like German potatoes?
I’m watching you now with popcorn
Just pop them out, get it over with
Don’t block me
I wanna see you in person
I wanna go down on you and your beautiful lips
I will make mad passionate love to you
I want to be your angel
I bet your lips taste like cherries
Your voice is perfect too
No stress
Your voice is relaxing,
I can feel the stress leaving
Let me see your beautiful body please
Come to Coney Island
We created the Community Guidelines
so you can help us foster and protect
this amazing community
I was hanging out in strip clubs at 16
I would dress real nice and crispy
and get in without getting checked
OMG, what a great time to be a grape
Shake sum
Slap it one time
Make it clap pls
I want more
Let me get back to work
PRAYING FOR THAT BUTTON TO POP
oh dat booty, like dat, like dat
I like your ass
By using Instagram,
you agree to these guidelines
and our terms of use
Damn I’m hungry
Stand up and let me see your whole body
Can y’all chill with these heart faces?
Overstepping these boundaries
may result in deleted content,
disabled accounts,
or other restrictions
Hit me up
Say hi to me
Share only photos
and videos that you’ve taken
or have the right to share
Let’s see that camel toe
Cameltoe please
Just like that
Grind it around
You make me wanna eat
Suddenly I need to eat something
Turn around
Gorgeous
Butt but butt
God, I love you
Change your clothes, go with underwear please
Ya titties too damn big 2 go vegan
Yoooooou rrrr so damn hot
Use your buns of steel
As always,
you
own the content you
post on Instagram
Hi sexy,
Remove the dress baby
come to Rio
Remember to post authentic content,
and don’t post anything
you’ve copied
or collected from the Internet
that you don’t have the right
to post
Hello Queen
We should go out,
for some seafood
Learn more about
intellectual
property rights
I’ve been very naughty,
you should arrest me
Post photos and videos
that are appropriate
for a diverse audience
Hi my love,
Grand rising goddess,
Can I have a kiss?!
Wassup my lady,
are you involved with a man?!
Take that shit off Girl,
I’ll test that ass up
God damn
Smh u fine
Dream
We know that there are times
when people might want
to share nude images
that are artistic
or creative in nature,
Hi there shield maiden,
looking stunning as always,
Stop acting shy
Nipples,
You still got it girl,
Accept me
but for a variety of reasons,
we don’t allow nudity on Instagram
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Hello baby,
Camera down,
Take (your) sweat pants off
This includes photos,
videos,
and some digitally-created content
that show sexual intercourse,
genitals,
and close-ups of fully-nude buttocks
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Hey,
Yo,
With natural dimples,
Dimples for days,
That raven look tho,
Ultimate Spider-Man is the best version
It also includes
some photos
of female nipples,
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but photos of
post-mastectomy scarring
and women actively breastfeeding
are allowed
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Nudity in photos
of paintings and sculptures
is OK, too
What’s the story of that tattoo on your forearm?
© All Rights Reserved. Recorded by Margot Kistler. Los Angeles, California | January 2021.